Colin Lapinski. All growing up, you're taught to always be yourself. But what if you could be a.. ..LASER SHARK?! This Animal World design is printed on an apron, featuring the words, "Always be Yourself, Unless You Can Be A Laser Shark. Then Always be a Laser Shark" with an image of a frenzy of laser sharks prowling through the ocean. Large Front Pocket, Polyester Linen, This is a natural fiber fabric and may contain color variations and imperfections.