Colin Lapinski. All growing up, you're taught to always be yourself. But what if you could be a.. ..LASER SHARK?! This Animal World design is printed on a 100% polyester men's tank top, featuring the words, "Always be Yourself, Unless You Can Be A Laser Shark. Then Always be a Laser Shark" with an image of a frenzy of laser sharks prowling through the ocean. The dye sublimation process creates slight imperfections that are unique to each garment.